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Hello inferior players of OpenArena, you will have noticed a divine light shed onto the maps that you play. This divine light is known as The Koopa Klown Car Clan. A new clan developed by top scientists and tactical researchers in every field in the world. So, let's answer a few of your commonly asked questions.


Q. How long as the KKC been around?

A. We're not the best thing since bread. Bread is the best thing since us.


Q. Who are the leaders of your fine, amazing clan in which we could never achieve a clan of our own level at?

A. The leaders are myself, BulletBill, and TorpedoTed. You may notice us. Other members, so far, include Goomba, Boo, and Bob-omb.


Q. I've noticed that all your members are named after Mario characters? If I join, would I have to change my name to a Mario name?

A. If you are granted the amazing right of passage to join our fine clan (we are accepting notification, e-mail RTullis@gmail.com, reply on this thread, or just e-mail Gapsotheclown@gmail.com ) we do require the name of a Mario character. We DO NOT allow main character names. To avoid this, we'll usually assign you a name, and if we don't like you, we'll probably name you [KKC]Birdo, and then give you a silly hat to wear.


Q. How do I join The Koopa Klown Car clan?

A. Easy, you e-mail the e-mails I just listed above. Or contact my AIM: Summer Rain418


Q. Boy, you guys sure do seem (rightfully so) extremely confident of yourselves? Why is this? Are you just a bunch of *******?

A. This will probably be the only time that I ever state this. KKC is not meant to be taken seriously. This is OpenArena. Most of us are Linux users or fans of independent projects. Because of this, we decided to make a clan to celebrate it, but, if we were to make it serious, how would that be any kind of celebration?

Now back to the answer you were looking for: Clearly, we are indeed the best clan OpenArena has ever seen, and anyone that ranks higher than any of us in any game is clearly a wall hacker or has an aim bot, and will be reported to AOL shortly (they are clearly the guiding force the internet), and they will delete the files on your computer.


Now, for a final message to all you KKC worshippers out there. KKC is here to stay with OpenArena, and anyone who possesses this magical thing called a sense of humor is welcome to join on e-mail, AIM, or this thread.

Thank you for your continuing admiration,
- [KKC]BulletBill

Thank you, BulletBill, for this incredible introduction. My name is TorpedoTed, and I am BulletBill's second half. For more information, visit our official website: http://www.geocities.com/koopaklowncar

oh, geocities. that brings back memories from an earlier millennia

Beware this territory is already guarded.=pink][/color].

Thank you, Cacatoes, for your interesting reply filled with lies. Clearly there are no legitimate competitors to the Koopa Klown Car. If they are, they will shortly be destroyed or assimilated. Perhaps both.

What will you do when all the usable Mario character names are taken?

THEY WILL CREATE NEW ONES!!!
naa, I seriously doubt you can take all the mario character names :P Every single enemy in the entire mario universe has a name.

I'll chase the klowns around with me damn saw! They'll all be runnning like hell :P

You losers didnt acknowledge what server(s) you guys usually play on. Do enlighten us so we can witness your so-called skill :D

They are from a different game :P

I want to play you...... big mouths..... bring it on bastids...

KKC,
Go add yourself to the list of oa clans under clans in multi-player...

i wanna know too

Why not "klan" instead?



























Oh.

LOL you my friend, win.

EDIT: if I wasn't already in a clan, I might consider joining this one, it seems too good :D