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« on: August 24, 2007, 06:59:12 AM »

Some funny gibberish heard yesterday in a CTF server:

[The enemy has the flag]

-Somebody get the flag!
-I can't, I have issues with those nipples.
-lol, are you gay?
-Maybe, but that's not the thing.

[Black team scores]

[Your team has the flag]

{...two more strafe jumps and I score...}

ZTSAANG!

[Black flag returned]

-Hey, the developers are cheating!
-Well, you're free to submit you cheats as long as they are GPLed.

ZTSAANG!

-Ha, hahaha, that's for you childish undemocratic attitude!

BOUM, BOUM, ZTSANG, CRASH, SPLAAM, SPLAAM, KABOOUM!

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(SPECT 1) -What happened?
(SPECT 2) -Somebody's shut down the server.
(SPECT 1) -Who won?
(SPECT 2) -The status quo. The only player not lying nearby the fence.
(SPECT 1) -What now?
(SPECT 2) -Don't know. Do you have a life?
(SPECT 1) -Huh? I think so.
(SPECT 2) -Let's move on then. Wanna a pint in the pub?
(SPECT 1) -Sure...will they shut it down too if we dislike the toilets?
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« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2007, 07:08:06 AM »

haha, nice one Smiley
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-Don't know. Do you have a life?
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